i am really blase about fireworks, since i live close to a racetrack, and they seem to have them every other friday cos who wants to watch horses drag stupid carts in a circle anyway. the casino has them whenever they think something special is on, like when they open a new holiday inn. sometimes i’d rather they stop it so it doesn’t sound like someone is shelling my place.

i had a dream where i could improv so well musically i was watching myself in the third person. i could even wear those tiny vintage dresses all those other cute girls wear. and probably because neither of those is true i had a very long pointed nose.

naturally since finding youtube like other lost fools, i’ve been watching lots of stupid videos online, and i have so little irony to offer

• the barking cat (i can’t believe you haven’t seen it yet)
• god i love her voice - it’s halfway between a baby and an old woman
• i find nothing excrutiating about 80s synth pop or the overblowness (i’m thinking twice about covering it though - why did everyone else have to do it - yoshikawa hinano, boyracer, tommy february6 etc)
• i reserve the least irony for them